Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Halloween Sluts...They're all Bitches


In part two of my Halloween Sluts coverage Halloween Sluts PLUS! I jokingly theorized that with tween and plus sized mamas being bombarded with fetishwear, it was was just a matter of time till pets got in on the act.

Well thanks to an eagle eyed reader, I am excited to tell you, that time is now!

That's right. It's official. EVERYONE is sexy on Halloween. No matter how old you are, what you weigh, how hairy you are, or even what species you belong to. There's a french maid and sexy pirate costume out there for you to get into and get your hot bitch groove on.

I'm not sure where this is going next. Any suggestions? Have sexy Halloween costumes jumped the shark or is there even more room for exploitation of this market?

2 comments:

Andrea said...

They should rename it "Whore-a-ween". I was once at a 3YO's Halloween-themed b-day party and one mom showed up in the slutty pirate wench costume and one was a sleazy referee complete with pig tails. I am NOT kidding.

Gretchen <>< said...

I've never quite gotten the whole, "I'm a mommy and I want to dress up like a prostitute for this wonderful family time we're all about to have." Or, "I'm happily married to a wonderful man. I think I'll dress up like a stripper so that someone else's husband can get a great look at my a**, t***, etc."